For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage

Pasajul suprateran Basarab

Joke of the month

Aman went to a psychiatrist. he said.. i have trouble.. every night i get into bed and i think someone is under it. i am goin crazy. Put yourself in my hands said the shrink, i will cure you ..come every two weeks. For how much he asked ..one hundred dollars a visit said the psychiatrist. Six months later he ran into the psychiatrist on te street.. why did you not come to see me again? asked the shrink. oh he said a bar tender cured me for just ten dollars... is that so? HOW? .well he told me to cut the legs of the bed!

Listen to your heart / There's nothing else you can do!

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timpul e relativ

Mami crede ca sunt cea mai tare!

unii n-au loc, altul are prea mult!